Saturday, October 8, 2011

Any Job Worth Doing is Going to Kick Your Ass


You already know that you have to work hard to get ahead. That's a given. What I'm talking about is being successful at your craft. And your craft can be a non-traditional route like a pro athlete or some kind of artist, owning your own restaurant, or just plain working in an office. To be good at it, to get ahead, to get a real paycheck, you gotta do way more than phone it in. I don't mean just “work hard;” I mean work so hard it looks scary. I mean work that will kick your ass. Sure, you can work at Home Depot, or CVS, but if you want to be the guy in charge, well, you gotta do more than just show up on time. You gotta get used to some long hours, tired nights where you collapse as soon as you get home, and then start all over again the next day. Days where you're gonna miss something fun with your friends, or something important with your family. Maybe your girlfriend or wife will have some emotional breakdown, and you know what you're going to do about it? You're going to stay at work and do your job.
This is the difference between merely getting by and getting ahead. If you're a musician, you can play in that local cover band every Tuesday night and who knows, maybe you'll even make enough to support yourself without a day job. But if you want to be the next big thing, you gotta practice your ass off by yourself and with your bandmates, and that's only half of it. You gotta network, you gotta gig your ass off, and you'll drive so long to places you'll lose money, you're gonna have your bass player completely flake on you when you're about to play a gig opening for a major label act with a talent scout in the crowd. It's gonna happen, and you're gonna take it. You just are.
Maybe sales is your thing. Millions of people do it, it's a typical enough job. But who makes it and who doesn't? The guy who shows up for work is gonna wonder how the hell the guy at the next desk makes three times what he makes. Well here's his secret: he kicks ass. He does the follow-up and the follow-through. He takes rejection after rejection after rejection and he just takes it. He learns who's going to waste his time and who is going to make him money, and you can't teach that. You can get a few tips, but sizing up a lead in a second? Well, all it takes is 10,000 hours to learn. Better get started.
If you want to be great, like Tiger Woods, Michael Jordan, Hulk Hogan, Lady Gaga great, well you gotta put it all out there. Family time? Yeah, look at how good Tiger Woods is with women. This is a guy who has to make his own bed in hotel rooms, because it's gotta be perfect. It's gotta be his way. Hulk Hogan was the greatest pro wrestling phenomenon of the 80's, and he had to abandon his family to do it. UFC fighters of today, they train 40 hours a week when they don't even have a fight. When they sign up to do a fight, they gotta go crazy, go away from their family, maybe go to a higher altitude to train, make weight, which can mean losing 20 pounds in a week or two. And when you're training 50 hours a week, how much more weight do you think you can lose? Oh yeah, after they do all that...then they get punched in the face.
So if you interview for a job, and what they tell you you have to do just sounds so scary you don't think you can do it, chances are you really can. You just don't to, because it sounds like work. Not just hard work, but scary hard work. Work that is going to kick your ass, and you know what? It isn't going to end. Because then you learn how to do that stuff that was originally so hard, and it becomes a breeze, and then you gotta move up. And that's gonna kick your ass, too.
When you achieve greatness, you understand greatness. Alice Cooper was the scariest heavy metal act of his day, with a huge stage show that climaxed with him getting his head chopped off with a magician's guillotine. Now he's a great golfer, almost at the pro level, and he's done some decent acting too. Justin Timberlake because one of the greatest singers and dancers in the world. Now he's an actor, and a legitimate one. And he plays golf, too. Rob Zombie went from being a rock star to a top name in horror films. He's no golfer, as far as I know, but he has written comic books.
Speaking of comic books, Kevin Smith went from visionary filmmaker, to spoken word artist, to buying a small theater, to eventually becoming a category all his own in iTunes podcasts. Any of that sound easy? And don't get me started on Henry Rollins. That man has done more in his life than ten regular Joes. And he's not even fucking slowing down.
So, just to wrap up, sometimes you gotta just pay the bills. Sometimes you don't have much in the way of options. But to be a success story, whether you're working at an office, driving a garbage truck, or trying to become a famous artist or athlete, just remember it's called a short cut because you're cutting something short. You gotta be ready to get your ass kicked. And to succeed, you gotta kick ass right back.

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